The leaves are real. Your patience is not.
Lawn Order is a first-person leaf blower game built on one obsession: leaves that actually behave like leaves. Not particle confetti. Not clumsy blobs that skate around the yard. Your job is simple. Get the leaves to the goal. Everything else is the yard fighting back.
An honest, chaotic jet
Your blower puts out a proper turbulent cone of air. Leaves chatter and swirl in it, and a few always squirt out sideways and land behind you. That is not a bug, that is autumn.
Piles that actually pile
Leaves heap, slump, and hold their shape like real granular material. Blast a mound and you carve a hole in it. The rest stays exactly where it is and judges you.
Wind and rain, ruining things
Gusts wander across the yard undoing your work. Rain soaks the litter until it clings to the grass. Wet leaves are every bit as miserable to move here as they are in your actual driveway.
If wind can move it, you can move it
Sticks, acorns, boxes, barrels, lawn chairs, laundry on the line. All of it is fair game, and all of it will end up somewhere worse than where it started.
Every yard is a different problem
Three places to work, none of which want you there. Each one has surprises I am not going to spoil here.
The backyard
A normal lawn, a normal fence, and a neighbor with extremely strong opinions about where your leaves are going.
The forest clearing
Bone dry, an open campfire, and a truly outstanding number of terrible ideas available to you at any moment.
The churchyard
Rain-drenched, so nothing burns and everything sticks. Also it is a churchyard, at night, and you are alone out here.
The right tool for the job
You get three. You will want more. That is being worked on.
The blower
Your partner, your nemesis, your only friend.
The rake
For the moments you need to drag instead of blow. Humbling, but effective.
The nut gatherer
A rolling cage that tumbles acorns around like bingo balls, because acorns laugh at wind.
Still coming
Early Access means the yard keeps growing. Here is what is on the list.
- More levels
- Minigames with friend leaderboards
- Twitch integration
- A rage-climbing mode
- Upgradable blowers and nozzles
- A leaf vac
- Whatever you talk me into
Funcible Studios
Funcible Studios is one person and an unreasonable number of leaves.
Lawn Order exists because I wanted leaf physics as good as the real thing, and then would not let it go. Everything else, the fire and the acorns and the neighbor with opinions, grew out of taking one dumb chore completely unseriously.
The lawn is out of order. You know what to do.
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